New Year’s Eve

Hope it is not like this rollercoaster

I can only hope that everyone will get vaccinated, and get that booster if available.

Trump supports being vaccinated, AND GETTING THE BOOSTER! Do a search for more articles if you do NOT believe it.

May the next year be much better than this one has been!

bottoms up


Raisin smugglers

A new crime wave (*smuggling raisins*) is striking the northern parts of the world, and everyone is delighted. Everyone should be on the lookout to apprehend these smugglers.

Upon serious reflection, this smuggling is happening closer to the south than first expected.

Of course, collecting pictures like this, solely for publication, is just another reason for your wife to happily spank you for your childish ways!

bottoms up


Twas the night before Christmas

First, the Christmas morning speech by the QUEEN

A new take on a old classic that is nice to read.

Twas the night before Christmas, but Covid was here,

So we all had to stay extra cautious this year.

Our masks were all hung by the chimney with care

In case Santa forgot his and needed a spare.

With Covid, we couldn’t leave cookies or cake

So we left Santa hand sanitizer to take. 

The children were sleeping, the brave little tots

The ones over 5 had just had their first shots,

And mom in her kerchief and me in my cap

Had just settled in for a long winter’s nap.

But we tossed and we turned all night in our beds

As visions of variants danced in our heads. 

Gamma and Delta and now Omicron

These Covid mutations that go on and on

I thought to myself, “If this doesn’t get better,

I’ll soon be familiar with every Greek letter”. 

Then just as I started to drift off and doze

A clatter of noise from the front lawn arose.

I leapt from my bed and ran straight down the stair

I opened the door, and an old gent stood there. 

His N 95 made him look pretty weird

But I knew who he was by his red suit and beard.

I kept six feet away but blurted out quick” What are you doing here, jolly Saint Nick?” 

Then I said, “Where’s your presents, your reindeer and sleigh ?

Don’t you know that tomorrow will be Christmas Day? “.

And Santa stood there looking sad in the snow

As he started to tell me a long tale of woe. 

He said he’d been stuck at the North Pole alone

All  his white collar elves had been working from home,

And most of the others said “Santa, don’t hire us!

We can live off the CERB now, thanks to the virus”. 

Those left in the toyshop had little to do.

With supply chain disruptions, they could make nothing new.

And as for the reindeer, they’d all gone away.

None of them left to pull on his sleigh. 

He said Dasher and Dancer were in quarantine,

Prancer and Vixen refused the vaccine,

Comet and Cupid were in ICU,

So were Donner and Blitzen, they may not pull through. 

And Rudolph’s career can’t be resurrected.

With his shiny red nose, they all think he’s infected.

Even with his old sleigh, Santa couldn’t go far.

Every border to cross needs a new PCR. 

Santa sighed as he told me how nice it would be

If children could once again sit on his knee.

He couldn’t care less if they’re naughty or nice

But they’d have to show proof that they’d had their shot twice. 

But then the old twinkle returned to his eyes.

And he said that he’d brought me a Christmas surprise.

When I unwrapped the box and opened it wide,

Starlight and rainbows streamed out from inside. 

Some letters whirled round and flew up to the sky

And they spelled out a word that was 40 feet high.

There first was an H, then an O, then a P,

Then I saw it spelled HOPE when it added the E. 

“Christmas magic” said Santa as he smiled through his beard.

Then suddenly all of the reindeer appeared.

He jumped into his sleigh and he waved me good-bye,

Then he soared o’er the rooftops and into the sky. 

I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight”

Get your vaccines my friends, Merry Christmas, good-night”.

Then I went back to bed and a sweet Christmas dream

Of a world when we’d finished with Covid 19.


bottoms up


Small Spanking before Christmas

Well, we will be gathering with family, and some will be staying with us. All eligible are vaccinated, and some with boosters already, others awaiting the appointment for a booster. Only unvaccinated are under 5 years old.

I have left a few posts, but unlikely I will visit my blog until next year.

Have a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

Spanking was a strong one, via a bath brush, over the knees of Cindy, who took a pause when she tired, and then recommenced to make certain I will sit gingerly for at least today.

bottoms up

and be effective

and remember to smile, often


Christmas thoughts and humor

First, and foremost is be kind.

Always think the best of people

Forget to count calories

Do NOT panic in a crowd, but DO WEAR A MASK!

See the bright side of things

think about it!

Be wary of bad groaning puns

Leave a little something for Santa on Christmas Eve

add a decoration from Ronnie

and beware the newest variant

bottoms up

looks like my deviating into debauchery has not been well received.

spanked Santa is from


Solution for limitations on gatherings

Where we live, it is “supposed” to be a limit of ten people, but you can be with unlimited amount of different groups of ten at different times during the holidays and on the same day. However, limits are increased for specific events. Thus

A Funeral:

We’ve been told that only 10 people are allowed to meet for Christmas,

but 25 are allowed for a funeral. We will be holding a funeral for our

pet turkey named “Butterball” who has recently passed away and who

will be slightly cremated on December 25th, 2021. Following a short

service, refreshments will be provided. In lieu of flowers or donations,

and in the spirit of the season, please bring a side dish or a bottle of Courvoisier cognac.

bottoms up (Sadly, Cindy is a rule follower, but I may win this discussion)


Fun Christmas gifts to purchase

Number one on the list is easy open pyjamas!

If you need to be economical, you could make your own birch

and combine it with present number one

if you have two, then your husband and neighbor could benefit from a session

This is fierce! Showing it to your hubbie will have him apologizing immediately

This is more a toy to hang on the wall as a conversation starter

This is more impressive! The look says you are about to feel it’s effectiveness

Solid HARDWOOD is truly effective! Ebony is best!

Pleasant dreams for Christmas.

Are you purchasing any new spanking implement?

bottoms up


Top of the clicks

I am actually not amazed, with what my readers like best about my blog. One can find more than enough spanking photos simply and easy to satisfy every taste. Reading about my thoughts on spanking might be a tad BORING if you have been around with me since I began SpankedHubby almost 18 years ago.

However, everyone enjoys a smile, and the top five clicks for 30 days were all humor. Starting from number 5.

Number 4

number 3 with 104 clicks

number 2 with 106 clicks

and the most popular of all, at number one with 112 clicks

So much for this being a spanking blog.

A big THANK YOU to Perfectdt for explaining how to find the clicks on WordPress. Visit his site at

The all-time favorite, at 198 clicks is

I feel relieved, that at least something related to spanking has been interesting.

bottoms up


Following through with spankings

Yesterday’s post was sent about a week ago, and I have been spanked many times in the last week, twice in one day, and almost daily.

The reasons vary, as I have been grumpy, indecisive, overwhelmed with things to do, or simply not having fun.

The spankings are helping get me past this, and into the happy season mode.

Covid cases and reading about it is truly getting me down, and worrying that we may not go away this winter. Thus, solution number one is to stop reading about it, and simply enjoy the season, while being careful.

I am going to try to do this.

bottoms up