Usually, it is fun to tease your wife, but it might get you spanked. I am uncertain but I think that is called a WIN WIN SITUATION! (as long as she is not too pissed off)
So, here are a few things you might consider sending to her! (the last one is the best before bottoms up)
Your wife speaking of how strong her girlfriend is!
If your wife is suggesting we stop using male terms for things.. Like hey you guys… Do we now say : Hey They???????? Mindboggling!
Tell her this joke
Remember, when she is frustrated, add to the frustration
buy her this for Christmas
Silence is probably a good idea about now!
Under no circumstances should you send this one to her!!!!!!!!!!!
This one will assuredly get you spanked and sent to hell!